This weekend is Memorial Day weekend, a time to honor those veterans who served our country. Take the time to thank them for all that they have done for us.
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Lady (to her doctor): “What I am worried about is my height and not my weight.”
Doctor: “How come?”
Lady: “According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches.”
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The company where I work provides four-foot-high cubicles so each employee can have some privacy.
One day a co-worker had an exasperating phone conversation with one of her teenage sons. After hanging up, she heaved a sigh and said, “No one ever listens to me.”
Immediately, several voices from surrounding cubicles called out, “Yes, yes we do.”
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I’m great at multi-tasking.
I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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Have a good week!
