A man was crossing the road when he was hit by a car, which then sped off. A police officer asked the injured man, ”Did you get a look at the driver?”
”No,” he said, “but I can tell you it was my ex-wife.”
“How do you know that?” asked the officer.
“I’d recognize her laugh anywhere!”
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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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Whenever asked, “How are you doing?”…. the gentleman, who was born in 1947, responds, “Pretty darn good, considering 72 years ago I couldn’t walk.”
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And WINTER CONTINUES…………………………………………….
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Have a good week.
